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Jeff Allens hilarious take on hot dogs is comedy gold. The funnyman shared his thoughts on the popular food items and the people who eat them. Watch the short but laugh-out-loud funny clip to listen to Jeffs thoughts about hot dogs. Everyone loves to eat. Anyone who doesnt is either a liar or insane. Is there anything better than getting our fill of delicious, mouth-watering food? The only thing that might come close to reaching that level of consuming a delectable meal is getting an afternoon nap on the weekend. That is the life! While most people absolutelylove eating, the food we choose to eat isnt always the best for us. Of course, fast food and sweets are two things everyone loves, but they are not the healthiest of choices. The trick is to indulge in and enjoy these guilty pleasures occasionally, but not overdo it. Everything in moderation, or at least that was what we used to be told. One food that isnt the healthiest in the world but is still loved by many is hot dogs. In a clip posted on YouTube, Jeff explains why his wife chooses to stay away from those beloved favorites and how her reasoning does not impact him at all. My poor wife hasnt had a hot dog since 1987 because of a 60 Minutes expose that said they have rat hair in them, he said. So what, you cant see them. Hilariously, it sounds like Jeff has not been deterred by that possibility at all. Like many other people, he will continue eating hot dogs regardless of what may be in those tasty, but still somewhat mystifying treats that are best enjoyed with ketchup (My apologies to everyone who lives in Chicago!). If youre eating a hot dog because you think its good for you, youre a moron, Jeff added. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Nate Bargatze hilariously shared how doctor visits change after turning 40. The popular funnyman mentions that those visits to medical professionals have changed rather dramatically. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate tell Jimmy Fallon how doctor visits after turning 40 have become even less enjoyable. No one enjoys going to the doctor. Who really wants to be poked, prodded and stuck with a needle and told everything that is wrong with you? On top of that, you then have to pay them a pretty penny for that horrible, potentially mentally and physically scarring experience. Your doctor might be the kindest, most personable and warmest person in the world, but you still dont look forward to seeing them. The only thing worse than a doctors visit is a trip to the DMV or your local Walmart. Those are three of the unhappiest, most miserable places on Earth, and its not even close. But dont worry, as Nate hysterically shared, those dreaded doctor visits only get much, much worse after you turn 40. In a clip posted on YouTube, he mentioned how, before turning the big 4-0, going to the doctor is a breeze, a piece of cake. Youre in and out, with minimal questions from the doctor. However, after reaching and surpassing that marker, the questions from the medical professional increase and become a lot more invasive. And then you pass 40, and the doctors like, You mind shutting that door behind you? he said. Hes like, Id lock it. Were about to get after it. And it was the first time Ive ever been talked to old. And it was just me and him, and he goes, Do you pee a lot at night? And I was like, Did my dad just walk in the room? Like, hold old I never peed at night in my life. Later in the clip, Nate added that the doctors questions have ruined him forever. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

Nate Bargatze hilariously shared how doctor visits change after turning 40. The popular funnyman mentions that those visits to medical professionals have changed rather dramatically. Watch the short but hysterical clip to listen to Nate tell Jimmy Fallon how doctor visits after turning 40 have become even less enjoyable. No one enjoys going to the doctor. Who really wants to be poked, prodded and stuck with a needle and told everything that is wrong with you? On top of that, you then have to pay them a pretty penny for that horrible, potentially mentally and physically scarring experience. Your doctor might be the kindest, most personable and warmest person in the world, but you still dont look forward to seeing them. The only thing worse than a doctors visit is a trip to the DMV or your local Walmart. Those are three of the unhappiest, most miserable places on Earth, and its not even close. But dont worry, as Nate hysterically shared, those dreaded doctor visits only get much, much worse after you turn 40. In a clip posted on YouTube, he mentioned how, before turning the big 4-0, going to the doctor is a breeze, a piece of cake. Youre in and out, with minimal questions from the doctor. However, after reaching and surpassing that marker, the questions from the medical professional increase and become a lot more invasive. And then you pass 40, and the doctors like, You mind shutting that door behind you? he said. Hes like, Id lock it. Were about to get after it. And it was the first time Ive ever been talked to old. And it was just me and him, and he goes, Do you pee a lot at night? And I was like, Did my dad just walk in the room? Like, hold old I never peed at night in my life. Later in the clip, Nate added that the doctors questions have ruined him forever. 2 Corinthians 4:16 For which cause we do not give way to weariness; but though our outer man is getting feebler, our inner man is made new day by day.

Youll be laughing at this womans imaginary goodbye to her job. Its clear that she has some things shed like to get off her chest about her place of employment. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear what she wishes she could say as she walks out the door for the last time. Everyone has to make a living. Unless you were born into a wealthy family or are a trust-fund kid, that means working a 9-to-5 job. While obligations, such as working, are rarely fun, hopefully, your job isnt something that you totally hate. That would be a horrible way to live. No place of employment is perfect, regardless of how much someone may love their job. There will always be things that we wish could change or improve. There will always be coworkers who get on our nerves for one reason or another. However, despite that, most people bite their tongues, deciding that the paycheck is more important than freely sharing their thoughts and opinions. But what would someone say if they were free to speak their mind about their place of employment? You know youve done the same thing. In a clip posted on YouTube, one woman shares some hilarious thoughts on her job, imagining what she would say as she walks out the door. Is it for personal reasons? she asks herself. Yeah, its pretty personal because I personally cant stand yall. No, Im not putting in a two weeks, she adds. Yall dont plan ahead, so why should I? No, Im not leaving the company, she says. Im escaping, theres a difference. I do not need an exit interview, she added. You didnt listen when I still worked here. You sure aint going to start now. While her comments are hilarious, they illustrate some of the common problems that many of us have likely encountered and experienced at one time or another. Hopefully, your job and work environment are not this bad. Colossians 3:23 Whatever you do, do it readily, as to the Lord and not to men;

One dad has a hilarious trick for handling meltdowns in public. He adds that his method is extraordinarily effective and has not failed him yet. Watch the short and hysterical clip to hear what this father does whenever children throw a tantrum for all to see. Being a parent is one of, if not the biggest, and best blessings anyone can receive. There is nothing like watching your youngster grow, learn and explore. They are experiencing everything for the first time, and you have a front-row seat to it. What could be better than that? No parent would trade those precious moments for anything in the world. While being a parent is wonderful and brings much joy and a lot of happiness, that doesnt mean every moment is memorable. Parenthood comes with its own somewhat extensive list of challenges and difficulties. Of course, one of the most feared and challenging situations for every parent is public meltdowns and temper tantrums. Unfortunately, your child will become upset and throw a fit for all to see. It will happen sooner or latera fact that every experienced parent knows and understands to be 100 percent true. It will no doubt be embarrassing as you quickly try to calm and quiet your children while everyone in the mall, bank or grocery store watches. However, in a clip posted on YouTube, one father explains that he has developed a fail-proof, highly effective method for quickly ending those public meltdowns. This is what we do, as a community: we come together, he added. This is a trick that I do. All the parents Ive ever done it for have no idea that Ive done it, and I am a saint, and I walk off feeling like an angel. Usually, when that parent is trying to, like, drag the kid by hand or theyve got them up here, the kids face is facing the opposite way to the parent. This is when he lends a helping hand to the parent struggling to calm their child. He even demonstrated what he does during that moment. So, the parents walking, trying to drag them, and the kids like, Ah! he added. What I will do, because the parent cant see me do this, Ill just be walking down the grocery store, and Ill see the kid up there and the kids screaming, and I just go. He says that his authoritative look and gesture immediately cause the child to stop their tantrum immediately. Proverbs 22:6 If a child is trained up in the right way, even when he is old, he will not be turned away from it.

These parents could not stop laughing at their child's hilarious made-up song. Once you hear these lyrics, you will also have difficulty containing your laughter. Watch the short and hysterical clip to discover what specifically the child wrote that had this mother and father laughing so hard they couldn't stop. Children are wonderful blessings from the Lord above. They add an incalculable amount of love, joy and happiness to every household. There is nothing like being a parent, watching those little ones learn, grow and explore. Everything they encounter and come up against is an entirely new experience for them, and parents get a front-row seat to that. Young children have a unique perspective because of their age and lack of experience with everything. Additionally, they are, without a doubt, the most honest and straightforward group of people you will ever meet. If you ask them for their opinion or thoughts on a subject or topic, they will give it to you. Also, they will probably give you their assessment of a situation or people without even being prompted, which is what happened in a clip posted on YouTube. In the video, a father cannot stop laughing; of course, his wife wants to know what is making him laugh uncontrollably. His wife and everyone watching soon learn that it has to do with a song that his daughter wrote. The young woman has used her artistic talents to write a song for her father when her dad was away at work. That seems innocent enough, right? A child writing a song about how much she loves her father is adorable. However, later in the song, on the back of the piece of paper, the little one is very descriptive and mentions how much she cares for her dad despite this one thing about him. Hey, no one's perfect, and we all have our flaws. Hopefully, your child doesn't include them in a song, though. Ephesians 6:4 And, you fathers, do not make your children angry: but give them training in the teaching and fear of the Lord.

Nate Bargatzes awkward breakfast moment will have you laughing out loud. The popular funnyman was trying to enjoy the most important meal of the day when something unexpected happened. Watch the short and hysterical clip to listen to Nate discuss what occurred and how he responded. Breakfast is the most important meal of the day, at least thats what is constantly said. In addition to being the meal with the most importance placed on it, Id also guess that its probably the most skipped meal of the day. Its easy, especially if skipping it means a few more minutes of sleep. But if someone foregoes breakfast, they will miss out on some of the most delicious, mouth-watering food imaginable. Pancakes, waffles, fruit, cereal, oatmeal, muffins, eggs, sausage, bacon it does not get any better. Anyone who says otherwise is simply wrong. In a clip posted on YouTube, Nate was attempting to enjoy breakfast when that came to a shrieking and pretty hilarious stop. In the video, Nate explains that he and his family stayed at a hotel and he was enjoying the continental breakfast. He was in line, patiently waiting, when the person in front of him did something unexpectedly hilarious. I go down to breakfast, he said. They have the breakfast buffet. So, were all going through it. This little girls in front of me, and she has waffles. So, they, she gets a waffle and theres a coffee pots worth of syrup sitting on a plate. So, its like you pour it, then you leave it back on the plate, and then you go and eat your breakfast. So, she gets the syrup, and she just takes it to her table. Nate saw the little girl walk away with the syrup that was supposed to be for everyone, which put him in an awkward position when several people, including hotel staff, came by looking for it. And I know where its at, but Im not trying to get involved, you know? he said. I didnt wake up and just think, I hope I get to talk to everybody this morning. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One cat heard its owners voice through the camera and had the funniest reaction. The feline heard a voice it recognized, but couldnt quite figure out from where the sound was coming at first. Watch the short and hilarious clip to see the animals hysterical reaction to the familiar sound. Animals are, without a doubt, some of the best creatures on Earth. They are unbelievably kind, love unconditionally and most are loyal to a fault. Those cute, furry and cuddly critters make life a better, fuller and more enriching experience. Things are better when animals are around, for sure. As every pet owner past and present understands, animals are great companions, making for some of the best and closest friendships youll ever have on this side of heaven. In addition to their friendships, our pets can provide some pretty good entertainment, usually good for a huge, hearty belly laugh or two every so often. A clip posted on social media proves this to be the case. In the video, a cat is captured doing one of the things they do best: eating. While the feline is minding its own business, quenching its thirst before it almost assuredly heads back for another one of its many naps for the day, something unexpected happens, catching the thirsty cat entirely by surprise. The cats owner begins speaking through the camera. Of course, the cat is bewildered and befuddled. It wants to know the source of the voice, and it immediately starts looking frantically about, hoping to find the person to match the voice. Soon enough, the sweet feline seems to have located where the voice is coming from and begins looking closely into the camera. But it still must be wondering if its owner is now a camera or is somehow trapped inside that device. What a hilarious and sweet moment that shows how animals learn to recognize us not just by sight and smell, but also by the sound of our voice. Genesis 1:21 And God created great whales, and every living creature that moves, which the waters brought forth abundantly, after their kind, and every winged fowl after his kind: and God saw that it was good.

John Crist provided his hysterical take on kids named after biblical figures. The popular funnyman mentioned why people rarely, if ever, live up to their biblical namesakes. Watch the short and hilarious clip to listen to John explain why naming kids after biblical figures may not be the best idea. Being a parent is one of the biggest and best blessings anyone can ever receive. Adding a little one into your heart and household will forever change your life for the better in every possible way. There is simply nothing like raising a little one, and all the joy and love that comes with them. However, before that little one ever enters your home, something big and important happens to them. The parents give their new bundle of joy a name. Typically, this is something Mom and Dad have given much thought to, considering it will be with them for the rest of their lives. A lot of times, parents will turn to the Bible for help when searching for names for their newborn. A clip posted on YouTube explains why this is not always a good idea. In the video, John says that people rarely imitate and carry on the legacy of their namesakes, especially when that person was a towering, godly figure in the Bible. When it comes to people who have failed to live up to their biblical namesakes, he hilariously includes himself in that category. This is a true story, he said. I asked, Whyd you name me John? They said, We named you after John the Baptist. I go, Me? I dont think Im doing a very good job. John the Baptist, dude, this guy baptized Christ. Was martyred for his faith. I used a coupon at Wendys yesterday. Hilariously, he added that his nephew is named Malachi, who was also a biblical figure, and the similarities between the two are lacking. Malachi in the Bible, this man was a warrior, prophet, strong, he said. My nephew Malachi - extreme peanut allergy. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

John Crist hysterically calls out overdramatic biblical comparisons. The popular funnyman roasts people who state how their problems and situations are like those experienced by biblical figures who were persecuted, imprisoned and murdered. Watch the short and hilarious clip to listen to John shine a light on people who tend to exaggerate their problems. No ones life is perfect; most are likely far from it. We live in a fallen, broken and hurting world that has been destroyed and ruined by sin. Because of sins pervasive presence in our world, we all have problems and daily struggles some much bigger than others. Unfortunately, we will all experience deep, dark and painful valleys. However, for the most part, people in the United States of America are incredibly blessed, especially considering what some people in other countries face and experience. That is also true when it comes to what many people in the Bible faced, particularly those who were imprisoned, persecuted and even killed for their faith. Its doubtful well ever be treated like Paul, Job or Joseph. Despite that, people will still compare their problems to those of biblical figures who suffered greatly. In a clip posted on YouTube, John calls out people who believe, for whatever reason, that their typical, everyday issues can in any way be compared to those of people in the Bible. He specifically mentions his sister, her complaint about her coffee order and her cringeworthy comparison to Job. Please, like, read the Bible for inspiration and encouragement, he said. Like, let it guide your life, absolutely. But dont, just dont compare yourself to people in the Bible because were not like them, Ok? Its different, Ok? He adds how his sister reacted when her coffee order was messed up. My sister was like, John, you would not believe this. I went to Starbucks the other day, and my order was wrong, and I didnt realize it until I got to the office. Now, I just know, I understand what Job was going through. Later in the clip, he points out how his sister chose an odd Bible verse to display in her brand-new, custom-built home. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

This moms take on her kids opposite personalities is comedy gold. She knows her children are not the same, and has some hilarious phrases and sayings that help to illustrate those differences. Watch the short but gut-bustlingly funny clip to hear this mother describe the differences between her youngsters. No two people are 100 percent the same. God does not create duplicates, replicas or carbon copies. He is in the business of creating originals, which is why everyone is unique in some way shape or form. How incredibly boring would that be if we were all the same in every conceivable way? What would be the fun in that? When it comes to spotting those differences between people, parents are pretty good at it. Thats because they have gotten a lot of practice at it. After all, their children are all different, sometimes pretty dramatically so. In a clip posted on YouTube, one mother who has spotted these differences has some pretty hilarious ways in which she draws attention to these personality differences in her kids. One of thems got a 4.0 GPA, and the other one ate a glue stick last week, she reports. What parent hasnt been there, right? Some are able to pick up information more quickly and easily than others. I got one thats a people pleaser and one that is a felony waiting to happen, she says. Hopefully, that is not your situation. My oldest made the honor roll and my youngest made a hole in the drywall, she says. Hey, everyone has been blessed with different talents and gifts, right? One of them asked for books for their birthday, she said. The other one asked me to teach him how to hotwire a car. Thats probably not a request you ever want to hear from your child. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

One mom has some hilarious ways to cure bored kids, and they will have you laughing. She cannot understand how any of her children could ever find themselves without anything to do. Watch the short and hysterical clip to listen to her laugh-out-loud hilarious boredom busters. Every child has said, at one time or another, that they are bored. They have nothing to do and badly want something that will keep them engaged and entertained. They are tired of playing with their toys and are begging for something, anything to do. Please, they are just looking for anything to do! Well, being bored and asking for something to do is the wrong move in some households. Some children who make that statement once will probably not say that again if their parents were to hear it. Of course, thats because their mother or father will gladly find something to do and put them to work. Again, children who make that statement and find themselves put to work around the house as a result wont make that statement again. A clip posted on YouTube shows a mother who has some of the most hilarious and gut-bustlingly funny responses to children who are without anything interesting to do. The woman begins her video expressing the same thought and idea that claiming boredom in some households is a bad idea. You must have hit your head if you said bored out loud at this house, she said. She then goes on to offer up a handful of suggestions to solve boredom. Well, the broom aint busy, go introduce yourself, she said. Aint no such thing as bored in a house with baseboards, she added. Get to scrubbing. Well, aint that something, youre bored, and the toilet aint even been scrubbed today. If youre looking for adventure, theres a wild mess in the laundry room, she added. These are just a few helpful lines and responses parents can use whenever their children claim to be bored. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.

Have you ever wondered how IKEA started? This hysterical skit provides the most ridiculous answer imaginable. While the skit is likely not entirely or even remotely accurate, itll have you laughing long after it ends. Watch the short and laugh-out-loud funny skit to hear how the popular Swedish retailer started. Every brand big or small, local, national or international has a story, an origin. Those origin stories may be widely known, like those of Apple, Microsoft, Facebook and Disney. Or they may not be known at all, leaving us entirely in the dark as to how this or that company started and why. Origin stories are important and necessary, especially when it comes to businesses. It can and does help define them and their mission. That way, they can look back and see whether they were successful in doing what they set out to accomplish or not. So, how do companies start and why? How come some succeed while others crash and burn, close up shop and file for bankruptcy? Those are some of the questions a hilarious skit attempts to answer about one internationally beloved brand. In the clip posted on YouTube, three gentlemen are in a small conference room when inspiration strikes. What they come up with will forever change how the world looks at furniture and meatballs. Two of the guys quickly come up with the ingenious idea that they are spending too much money, and that they need to spend less. Again, I told you it was brilliant! From their idea to spend less money, they decided upon a furniture company that will put all of the manufacturing on the customer. Why pay employees to assemble the furniture when you can just have the customers struggle and grow frustrated while theyre trying to do it for hours at home? However, the most hilarious part of the entire skit is the moment of sheer brilliance and inspiration in which they land on the name IKEA. Proverbs 17:22 A glad heart makes a healthy body, but a crushed spirit makes the bones dry.

This skit shows how four husbands became best friends, and it's too funny. It's about a handful of husbands bonding and becoming best buds for a hilarious and unexpected reason. Watch the short and hysterical clip to see how and why the popular retailer Target was responsible for bringing these four best friends together. Undoubtedly, shopping is the worst activity humans regularly engage in. Yes, I know we all need things to survive and thrive in the world. I'm also aware that going to a store and purchasing those items fulfills those needs. However, that knowledge does not make shopping any more of a pleasant experience. There is no such thing as a quick shopping trip. Even if you only need a few things, it never fails that someone will be standing right in front of what you need. And it's never like they are passing through as they grab something in that area. No, they have planted themselves there as they carefully and meticulously read every ingredient that goes into a box of cake mix. It's almost like they are studying for a test. In a clip posted on YouTube, four husbands understand entirely that shopping is the absolute worst. So, instead of going into Target with their wives, they hang out in their car in the parking lot. But then something hilariously unexpected happened. They all found each other, became best friends and had a ton of fun while their wives were shopping. Hilariously, before becoming pals, the four guys shared what they were able to do while their wives were shopping at Target. One guy said Target offered him a job, saying he could work while his wife was shopping. Another added that he was able to complete his doctorate degree while waiting for his wife at the retail giant. Eventually, because they have become such good friends, the guys actually want their wives to visit Target even more. Psalm 126:2 Then our mouths were full of laughing, and our tongues gave a glad cry; they said among the nations, the Lord has done great things for them.

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This woman hilariously says what were all thinking during doctor visits. Her cutting, hysterical comments and witty replies will have you doubled over with laughter, struggling to catch your breath. Watch the short and hilarious clip to hear what she says during an imagined doctors visit. Most people do not enjoy going to the doctor. Who really wants to be poked, prodded and stuck with a needle and then be told everything that is wrong with you and what you must change? Oh, and then you have to pay them handsomely for the unpleasant experience. That doesnt sound like a good time at all. In fact, that sounds more like punishment. While going to the doctor is typically not the most enjoyable of outings, it is still extremely necessary. The only way to fix a problem is first to know that one exists. As much as people might try, ignoring a problem, including those associated with our bodies, will not make it disappear. However, that doesnt mean we still dont have questions or things wed like to say to the doctor. Fortunately, most people bite their tongues, keeping their thoughts in their heads instead of expressing them. In a clip posted on YouTube, a woman says everything that most people think but never say when they visit their doctor. She doesnt hold back, and the results are laugh-out-loud hilarious. Her first comment concerns the amount of water shes been drinking, something every doctor stresses to their parents. No, I havent been drinking enough water, she said. You know that. I know that. Lets move on. Possibly her funniest comment is about people who Google something and then believe theyve acquired as much knowledge about a disease or condition as someone with a PhD. Look, I Googled it already, and honestly, I think you should be more concerned, she said. However, she saves the best for last. Look, I just need you to look me in the eyes, and tell me I aint dying, she said. Job 8:21 The time will come when your mouth will be full of laughing, and cries of joy will come from your lips.